Our Family
The Parents
Andrew & Maria are the founders of Crazytown USA. Maria is the Mayor and Governor too. They have been together since May 27th, 2013. They enjoy spending every minute together. When they aren't enjoying an episode of The Walking Dead or The Big Bang Theory you can find them at Bookmans or one of Tucson's many antique stores.
Maria runs the house. She takes care of pretty much everything. She's an amazing cook and somehow manages to feed a family of seven on a daily basis. She has an incredible collection of shoes and can handle a fire arm as good as anyone.
Andrew is an advertising consultant with AXXIS Advertising and works very hard to pay the bills. He loves collecting books. His collection fills over 15 bookshelves and he meticulously tracks over 2,000 books in his collection. He loves taking the family shooting and spending time with the family.
Frank
Frankie is Sahuaro's Varsity Defensive Lineman, #78. He's also an amazing shot no matter what he's firing; SKS Assault Rifle, 12 gauge shotgun, 45 cal. pisto... you get the idea. He's also a great older brother. Not to mention big, really big. At 5 feet 10 inches tall and 285 pounds he can bench press his weight and squat double it.
Savannah & Troy
Savannah is a talented young woman full of imagination and style. Her favorite band is One Direction, she is a Girl Scout Cadette and she loves to look her best every day. Out of all four younger kids, Savannah is the best shot with a rifle and can even handle the 12 gauge like a pro.
Troy is a strong and caring young man. He loves Godzilla and Ramen Noddles. He likes video games and playing on his Kindle too. He has fun playing with Isis and likes to collect Godzilla figures.
Andrew & Jade
Andrew is an amazing young man. He's smart, funny, and handsome, just like his father. Andrew loves video games, comic books - especially Calvin and Hobbes, his favorite superhero is Spiderman, and he loves sushi.
Jade is a beautiful young woman. She's very creative, imaginative, and is the best Lego builder in the state of Arizona. She's also becoming one heck of a skateboarder. Jade's favorite color is green; she likes zombies, and spending quality time with her Nona.
Isis
We adopted Isis from the Pima Animal Care Center on December 5th 2014 when she was only 2 months old. Before we could take her home they insisted on "fixing" her. During surgery Isis died and had to be resuscitated. We think she must have been dead for a little too long because she seems to be a little "special".
Isis is a ball of energy wrapped in layer upon layer of crazy! She is very anti-social, loves to play with anything, eats everything, and isn't the best at following directions. We think that's why she fits in so well with our family.
Athena
We found Athena on Craigslists. She's a Chihuahua mixed with Terrier. In the few weeks since she's been here her "me, me, me & mine, mine, mine" attitude is coming on strong. Don't let her small size & cute face fool you she is an ankle biter after all. Hahahahaha that’s probably why everyone in the house calls her mommy’s dog. As if! Our attitudes are nothing alike. How many eye rolls did I get with that one?
